Tuesday, September 13, 2011

more definitions for knowing

Pockets-

Pockets are the other places. They are the elsewhere. Pennies, lint and hands reside there to convalesce and hatch their schemes.

Pockets were accidentally invented in London during the infamous Sewing Machine Freak Out of 1837.

Science Fun Fact #39: haddock swim to pockets once every 3 years to lay eggs and die.

Eggs-

We don't know. You open one to find out and it's a mess. Stop asking.

Atilla the Hun-

Fat guy. Violent. Motivated the Huns with his famous battle cry: "Let's crazy this shit up, ya'll!" A battle cry he customarily announced before...you know, the raping and the looting. A real problem child, that one.

Notable characteristics: inventive warrior; brilliant battlefield strategist; ironically bad at checkers.